kelvin's

Wife's Birdday

2011-01-19T01:54:00.001+08:00

This year, I'm gonna make my wife's Big Birthday a memorable n happiest one !

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Wifey's Big Birthday !

2011-01-18T15:14:00.000+08:00

Tis year I wan to give my Wife a gd n momerable Birthday Celebration ! She deserves it. :)
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Son inspired by Dad -

2010-09-29T21:02:00.001+08:00

While waiting for the BKK trip pictures to be ready. I thought of spamming a random post.

Okay, I found out my little boy is really inspired by his daddy me. He wants to be in the force too !

He wants to begin training early.
Ya, so he started off with Marching ! Even in the rain ! *Respect !

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BACK TO LAND OF COMPLAINTS, SUMMONS, ERPs, GSTs, HIGH TAX.

2010-09-19T13:36:00.000+08:00

Trev : " Daddy ! Where are all the Thai girls??? Pretty pretty where ?? "

Daddy : " Oh.... No more Thai girl liao. Tigeress only, now at home. (Aka: Mummy). "

Trev : " HaHa ! "

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HERE WE GO !!!

2010-09-11T04:28:00.000+08:00

Off we go to the airpork ! Its Trev's 1st flight experience. Wish us luck ! Ha.
I hope he on plane also like tis pic so seh and fall aslp ! So we can nap alittle while, if not I might need to give him Martell instead of milk milk. :p

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Bang Cock here we come !

2010-09-11T00:52:00.000+08:00

Alright, finally finished packing our stuffs for our 8days bkk trip. We always last min den pack but like the excitement. Haha. We r looking so forward to tis trip. Its the 1st time my Trev boy takes the plane ! Worried but at the same time happy. Anyway its a holiday so ya, happy got the better ! Oooooh ! Yes, pls let no big riots or nonsenses happen over there pls. Peace ok ?!?! Sawadeekup ! 5 more hrs to our flight n 3 more hrs to the airpork. See ya all soon back here in SG, stay tune for pics !! :) tkcare everyone !

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2010-08-28T22:15:00.004+08:00

Impromtu swim !

It was a warmy day, so i decided to bring Trev for a swim together with TC's fam.

Sengkang, Sengkang, sengkang, oh sengkang, so we went to anchorvale's swimming complex.

@ Anchorvale u can indulge urself in the indoor swimming pool, or bring ur little ones to

their kidz play pool, or even the adults can go to the 'Or-liam-pig' pool, and not to forget,

the slides pool !

Trev n Daddy all ready to go !

Trev thinks his float is an amphibitious float, can use on land and water. -o-'"

Trev: "Dun disturb me, i flimming MTV."

Trev: "NAh ! show u my Di#k !"

Trev really enjoys the company of Javen.

Daddy: "WWwoooow ! Bikini babe !"

Trev: "HUH ! where ? ....wooow ! ....ok ok i wun tell mummy"

Okay, the king finishes his hapy swimming day and "gam wan" sit down relac liao, while waiting for daddy n TC uncle play the slides !

The concealed slides i highly recommend ! kick asss !

There are a few moments when i was airborne in the slides!

Shiok !

Trev: "Bring me back here when u free Daddy !!!! or i will swallow u !"

p/s- This post no Mummy's pic becos she dun wan swim den she became camerawoman. :p

Bussss busss bussy busy!

2010-07-30T22:58:00.001+08:00

Been busy recently with works n duties n sailings. Sorry for the lag in updates here. I'm trying to get the photos compiled n update. Ya, so give me alittle time :)
But jus a quick recap, we went for a road trip to genting, zoologicalicious day out and we had fun at sentosa where my little boy got his first play with sand ! Photos will follow up soon! Stay tune ! Zzzzzzzzzz.

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2010-06-27T17:57:00.003+08:00

Joker of the day-

Singapore turf club is auditioning new horse n jockeys for their new race coming up.

Yup and i decide i shld send my team in !

Ya, so...

Here is the jockey......

And.....here is the horse.

Muahaha !

Jockey's cap sponsored by toys'r'us :)

2010-06-27T17:20:00.003+08:00

Fidgets drama-

Trev: "Dad, where will u be bring me to today ?"

Me: "hmmm how abt Fidgets at turf city ?"

Trev: "HUH !!! So far ?? and i scare i see my ex there leh. :("

Trev: "Diu~ u really bring me to Fidgets...hai~"

Dad: "hai dun worry where got so swuay."

Trev: "Dad, u really very idiot leh !"

Trev: "SEE lah !! really kena my EX."

baby girl: "TREV !!! dun leave me, where have u been?"

Trev: "Hey hey...dun come near we already broken up. Hey i said dun come near,
Boy girl thin thin no green !"

Baby girl: "Trevvvvvv dun like tat leh, give me a hug can ?? i miss u !"

Trev: "Hey ! hey ! this is public leh ! hey !!!!! watch it !!!"

Trev: "i better 'zhao' first, idiot dad got me in a sticky situation. Hai~"

FIDGETS- keeps ur kids fidgetting ! its @ turf city, highly recommended !

Boys day out ! -

2010-06-09T23:04:00.000+08:00

Fun fun fun is spelt all over on tis morning :)

My ship had organized an outside swim @ Jurong west swimming complex. So I thought, hey maybe I shld jus bring my boy along n let mummy have a day off n rest n relax ;)

So with my enthu and excited heart I brought him out all by myself.

The boy had such a enjoyable swim over there surprisingly ! I swear its fun over @ Jurong west ! Could be even better than wild wild wet !!!

Look at tat chubby boy's slp after the swim u can tell how fun it was ?!?? Hehe :)

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Navy Open House 2010-

2010-06-08T23:25:00.001+08:00

We rocked the town this year!

We the Naval family shaked the nation with our Navy Open House 2010. ( Btw its not a yearly event! It only comes by once in 3 freaking years!!! )

Tis is the time when we showcase nothing but the best to our public. My ship which is the Minecounter vessel, brought heaps of crowd out for cruises ! Who in the hell has eva had a chance to sail onboard a Naval vessel ?!!???

Though the Sun is spamming every light n heat, but we still had fun and of course pride !

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SINUS problem ???-

2010-06-07T01:44:00.000+08:00

Anyone been using this same product for fighting ur sinus problem???

Hmmm, I guess the docs have told u to spray them early in the morning when u wake up.

But I'm gonna share tat, I spray them at night jus be4 I turn in. And I mus say it worked pretty good. The sleep is definitely better !

SINUS = Shitties In Nose Uncomfortably Stuck

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"Pa tor" and dinner with colleagues-

2010-06-05T19:32:00.001+08:00

Yesterday night I brought her to my ship's department dinner @ Swissotel.
The food was great except their icecream abit funny taste.
After dinner together with a few work friends we went to chill out @ Chamber82.
As u all can see frm the pics, she is lousy in drinking... Haha... As well as her 5-10...booooooo!! No fight.
We had fun laughinf at each other n end our night out well. Both of us totally tired out.
Thanks to mil for helping us look after our baby boy, while we "Pa tor".

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Little rascalicious-

2010-06-02T12:22:00.001+08:00

Tis naughty imp is growing so fast each day,
So fast we have hard time catching him.
He can run here n there, grab anything tat is in his way or in his sight. Lol

He smiles so much to me tat he makes me feels like I'm a clown or wat?!?! Haha.

But...we luv him to the core, as in the core the core. Not the hardcore type but to the core. !!

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Back with apologises :)

2010-06-01T12:49:00.000+08:00

Yea I'm finally updating n enthu-ed by wifey's new themed chio blog.

Yes, to back track abit we went to port dickson for wifey's birthday celebration :)
Tis year I made special efforts to surprise her and surprise n surprse, bombarded her with surprises :) hehe.

If fun is the only word to describe the trip, den it got to be very very fun ! The 2 king sized beds is so spacious it allow us to have so much pattern on it. ( Eh !!!.... Dun think dirty...) Lol !
Pattern can mean we can eat, drink, jump etc....

It was baby Trev's 1st oversea trip as well, I wuld say he really enjoyed the private pool n was cooperative!

April is sperm-filled....sorry I meant fun-filled !!!
and memorable month !

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My apologises-

2010-05-12T15:27:00.001+08:00

Omg I have neglected my blog, lol.
Its been quite sometime since I updated.
Mainly becos I was away, April was so jammed pack with my baby boy's Big 1 celebration, my wifey's Big 2 celebration on oversea trip therefore the big slack in blogging. Sorry my bad, I admit I'm lazy. Haha.
But I promise I will get the pictures rdy n up !
Stay tuned-

Anyway I miss my old reddy ride, but I luv my new ride :)
His virgin ride on the NSHW. I so wanna go up to genting with it !
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2010-04-07T23:58:00.002+08:00

Sad Disaster-

The Aral Sea-once the 4th largest sea in the world.

Now it has shrunk so much we could barely recognise it.

It once carried so many many fishing activities and busy port,

now it has nothing but stranded sunken ships on the dried up seabed.

When i came to know this news, im so affected.

How can pple let this disaster happen? Why didnt anyone do anything ?

But now i reckon its too late. The above pic on left shows Aral sea on 1989,

and the right pic shows Aral sea on 2008.

I believe now in 2010 it must have been far worse.

Save the EARTH everyone !

Aftershock-

2010-04-05T23:48:00.001+08:00

He suffer aftershock from his jus past birthday celebration!
"Mummy ! Its over !!! :("

-stay tune for more pics of his mini bday celebration

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2010-03-20T23:55:00.002+08:00

-Kungfu "xiao zi"-

If you think u have seen the best swordsplay from the Taoist Sect,

Think again !

If you think u have seen the best rodplay from Beggar Sect

Think again n again

If you think u have seen the best Kungfu from Shaolin Sect

Think again n again n again

You have yet to seen the best of the best..........

this kid below is a natural talent

One after another

2010-03-19T21:45:00.001+08:00

Now a days we quarrel every one another day, its been so frequent it is beginning to hurt. Over small, medium, big matter, almost everything also can angry n quarrel. I have to be so careful of my words my action and of course my face!
After a long day at work, all I yearn is a peaceful mind at home. After days of sailing or duty I dun wanna come home just to quarrel. Wat is wrong? Everyone of us is falling sick and yet u still have the energy to quarrel.
What have I done??? Fml.

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My birdday cake !

2010-03-18T16:50:00.001+08:00

It is specially design by my wife ! :) *(except for the pinky park) it was by ME !!! :) nice rite ?
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Drink, drank, drunk

2010-03-18T16:46:00.001+08:00

We are one, we have fun, we have season in the sun ! One of my celebration tis year includes a 2pax only date with alcohol! Woot~
But looks like the other one is more drunk. Haha.
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I can't...

2010-03-10T21:54:00.001+08:00

I'm in a mess. I dunno wat to do. I'm tired really very tired. Why is it always have to be me? I can't get anything I wan it my way. I can't have anithing I wan. Everything has to suits everybody around me except for myself.
Everytime give and take also will sian wan ma. Ok back to reality and continue to give.
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I see u in me, but I dunno am I in U.

2010-03-06T11:22:00.000+08:00

Rough, rough and even rougher-

Talking abt 2010 new year new resolutions. My 2010 started of badly n became worst. Its tough I really have to say, its tough being a dad n husband. (Although I knw its tough being a wife n mum too). I'm tired of pleasing pple, I need to be please once in awhile. I'm tired of being in pple's shoes, anyone wants to try being in my shoes ? (Its not smelly!).
Tis year my bday I dun really wish to even celebrate it. Okay enough of cyber nagging, its time to get back to life! I'm gonna be a better man!

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Tyrant !!!

2010-02-27T18:01:00.001+08:00

Terrorist on the loose-

This little 10mths old imp has all the qualities of being a terrorist! From climbing, crawling, screaming, turning ard while being carried with the risk of falling a.k.a Kameikaze !
So we have little choice but to put him into 'Peeka boo' like a S.O.C training ground for him.

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2010-02-27T17:46:00.001+08:00

Geisha-

I want to get it inked, its wat I have been wishing for. Hopefully the artist can design a good artwork for me ! *fingers crossed

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2010-02-18T02:38:00.001+08:00

"Baka"-

I made her pose tis, as if she is an idiot doing physio! Haha. Opps !!! I may need to kneel on durian shells liao............

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2010-02-15T12:44:00.002+08:00

Reunion-(tuan yuan)-

Reunion dinner at Ah Yat was sumptuous !!
This year I have the reunion dinner with my in-laws, had a great time and of course great food!

After dinner we went to -The Pinnicale at Duxton- sky roof garden. The view up there is nice and of course scary becos its 50 storey high ! Lol 'neng ka'..........

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2010-02-15T12:18:00.001+08:00

Finally I'm back from the burning India ! Not a single drop of rain fell over there. Lucky I didn't 'chao tar' over there. Its been so far away from my little family, I miss them so much tat I woke up wifey n TT in the middle of the night at 3plus am and talk n play ! Haha. When I was at India all the pratas and curry and pratas and curry and pratas and curry gave me a freaking ulcer !!! On my freaking gum instead of lips ! where got ulcer there wan ?!? Anyway I visited their jail, its a place I wun wanna stay there, spooky !
Having been there, I really shld say we singaporeans ought to be glad n appreciate more with wat we have here.
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2010-01-14T11:54:00.001+08:00

I'm vex-

I feel like screaming, I really do, I feel like giving up. Everything I do doesn't seems to be appreciated instead found fault in everything I do. Why do I always have to please every single fucking matter ! Every single thing n pple, but when I look on the other hand nobody seems to pleases me. I work towards the future whereas u only see blindly now. I made effort but not u, I did my best to help in every single fucking way, but no concern or words of appreciation jus complains n disagreements. Someone please enlighten me. I need someone truely to talk to. I need a listening ear.
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2010-01-10T18:13:00.001+08:00

I.S.L.Y.V.M-

To her,
I still love you very much, you have my promise. Let's go partor !

Her: "can help me tuck in my shirt ?"
Me: "huh ?!?!"
Her: "u r better in tucking in shirt!"
Me: "is it becos I have a elephant below to kiap the shirt ?"
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2010-01-04T13:00:00.001+08:00

He savour anythings tat comes in his way!
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2010-01-04T03:13:00.000+08:00

BAD START-

4days into 2010 and nothing seems to be going well for me.
My laptop which contains a lot of my database suddenly crashed.
I lost 2 clients which intially looked very potential.
I overlooked a past summon, and was fined heavier.

It seems tat the year ahead of me, doesn't look gd.

:( sigh

2009-12-27T23:47:00.002+08:00

Riding through the roughs-

It has been rough for us recently,

bickerings, quarrels and having differences.

I believe it take 2 hands to clap so,

i too have my wrongs. I will improve.

I have been very busy lately,

so many things to handle and rush. (explains the cobwebs on tis blog)

One nice sweet thingy, wifey arranged a movie "partor" session !

Jus the 2 of us without baby, a time break for 2 of us.

We watched Avatar 3D !! awesome !! we love the show,

and definitely we love the time spend together.

I'm glad at the end of the day, we always work things out.

"sunshine after the rain"

"partor" time !

she nvr fail to make me have my eyes on her :)

Hehe, back to some dad & son time.
Couple wear??!!?
This boy of mine has recently became
a monsterous tyrant !
He made me carried him with 1 hand, the other pushing
his pram and walk from CP back home !
Every night he wakes a couple of times and
make me carry him n pamper him back to slp !
But, his smile n face melts my heart and everything seems
to worth it.

p/s- wifey gave me a AX watch for x'mas !! love ! :p

2009-12-25T11:55:00.000+08:00

Worst christmas in my life-

I will nvr imagine my christmas tis year would turn out this way. Nothing but quarrels.
Wtf is wrong. Things r not working out at all. Its all breaking up. I made so much effort,
but she just shatters every happiness. She no longer makes me feel appreciated, and has taken for granted.
I feel so suffocated sometimes I wish I was alone. Sorry to say the world doesn't revolve around you only !
FML-

2009-11-01T11:44:00.003+08:00

Hip Hopper-

" Yo ! wads up, let me hear u make some noise !

u dirty old fella, i'm gonna show u my moves ! "

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...... ......

2009-11-01T11:36:00.002+08:00

Wanna-Be-

" I wanna be a formula 1 driver ! "

" I wanna be 'Tang Bo Hu' ! "
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Daddy : " Be be be, u better 'BE'have ah ! "

2009-11-01T10:51:00.002+08:00

Wedding Bells-

@Roxy Square hotel for sis-in-law's R.O.M

Another couple tying the knot together,

their new chapter in life.

We send them our best wishes,

may they have a blissful marriage!

Ops ! my baby boy's tummy leak ! hoho.

He is more interested in the food than the camera. :)

2009-10-27T22:46:00.000+08:00

New year resolution??

Nah, jus hope 2010 will be a smoother n better year for me.
Oh btw I'm gonna upload trev's new mtv soon stay tune!

2009-10-23T21:08:00.000+08:00

WAVEY-

"Yi po wei ping, yi po yu qi" tats wat I'm experiencing, ups n down.
Sometimes I really find life is unfair or shld I say its nvr fair.
I feel helpless n alone at times, even family members dun understand.
No one to fall back on, all I'm susppose to do is to please everyone else.
I'm vexed with so many so many things. I hope I can pull through everything,
I jus hope. Ok time to get back on with the demanding life.

2009-10-16T18:25:00.000+08:00

Its a unfair world !

Recently I'm having so many downs. I have unheard feelings.
I jus wan pple to understand, no quarrels and no hurting of feelings.
I have feelings too! I wanna smile I wan everyone to smile. Hai.
So many things to do, yet so little time. I feel as if I'm taken for granted.

2009-10-08T22:57:00.002+08:00

Cold Lies

Saw tis advert at cold storage,

its indecent, no integrity !

Singapore not even 50yrs old u tell me trusted over 100yrs ?

"Tah pian wei !"

2009-10-08T22:37:00.002+08:00

6 months old chap

The little tyrant has turn 6mths old.

He had learnt a few skills,

etc; turning, kicking, splashing, screaming, biting and many many more.

He is so demanding at times, giving me a hard time.

He is also talented in cos-play, like the previous post u shld

have seen him in the jesus and nonya look. LOL

And now he wants to play the Bishop !

Trev: "Huh !?! wat shop ??? Simi shop u say?"

2009-10-08T14:22:00.000+08:00

Prankster-

Was so bored at work ytd,my friend was reading the papers and I saw the travelling section.
Suddenly my brain "ting!" Idea ! And called one of the travel agency.

Travel agent: "hello Sunny holiday tour agency"

Me: "hello, hmm can I check wats the price for 8days 7nite flight plus hotel"

Travel agent: "oh sir where u wanna go?"

Me: "Antartica !"

Travel agent: "huh! Antar wat?, Bangkok huh?"

Me: "nope, Antartica !"

Travel agent: "sir I go check"

5mins later............

Travel agent: "sir sorry we dun have flight to Antartica"

Me: "oh, den have ship sail there?"

Travel agent: "sorry dun have"

Me hang the phone and burst out laughing.

2009-10-05T22:08:00.002+08:00

Massage !!!

My back is so "suan" lately. I need a massage ! Argh !
Shoulder, Back, Arms, Legs, Neck !! everywhere !!

2009-09-30T18:51:00.000+08:00

Pressure pressure pressure!

Tons n tons or stress n pressure. "Chuan dao qiao tou zhi ran zi" I hope it really will "zi".

Why why why ???
Why am I fed with attitudes ! I dun deserve it !

2009-09-27T21:47:00.002+08:00

Xtreme Makeover

It was a sunny n beautiful Sunday. We went to have our breakfast as usual.

Happily strolling n chatting until suddenly my wife say i think ur skin

condition not so gd and look ugly.

Wifey: " i think u need to do a makeover !"

Me: " Wtf ? wat makeover ?!?"

Wifey: "come i bring u go a place do very nice de !"

"TADAH !!!"

Wifey: " this looks better !"

Me: "tats it im gonna end my life later !"

2009-09-27T21:39:00.002+08:00

Wonder Encounters !

It has been an eye opener for me recently !

I encountered so many great pple n heros !

Lucky i took pictures of them for proof,

i encountered Bumble Bee, the 20th century Jesus and the long lost little Nonya !

Autobots regroup ! See Bumble Bee is my frend !

Amen !

tis one i no need introduce liao, our little Nonya !

2009-09-27T21:36:00.003+08:00

New Fergie ?

"mai hum, mai hum, mai hum"

Old Fergie gone ! new Fergie ahead !

2009-09-22T22:17:00.000+08:00

WAR !

Recently I have been slping early thus the slow update in my blog, apologies.
We r in a war now. Its tough but I think its necessary n important to our life.
Its very hard very heartaching. But I guess we jus have to go through the ordeal.
Apart from tat moody post, I'm into bowling recently, hehe. I have been training quite
Hard for the game. I even bought a personal ball! Lol and I created some exotic
Rare hilarious moves! Stay tune for the clips ! :)

2009-09-16T18:04:00.000+08:00

Listening ear,

I'm feeling real bad n troubled recently. I feel like breaking out n yell !
I think I hav problems. My head is in a mess, I need help.

2009-09-13T09:15:00.003+08:00

The drummer

The below concert is brought to u by T&K band.

Strictly (M18). Parental guidance is needed.

And dun try this at home !

2009-09-06T12:16:00.004+08:00

T-T (Trev-Turning)

Ready get set GO !

Gymnastic training !

This naughty boy has jus got even naughtier !

With his new turning moves, i bet my wifey is gonna have a even harder time !

Lol ! but well done Trev !

"I like to move it move it, I like to MOVE IT !"

2009-08-30T09:38:00.002+08:00

Somebody Call 911 Ah !!!

Fire fire burning on the trolley,

Oh ooh Oh.

I capture this evidence !

This is Illegal Human Captivity !

Poor guy, slping with a shitting posture.

2009-08-30T09:05:00.002+08:00

Peek-nick

Finally ! am able to update my blog again.

here jus a round up of recent events.

We decided to go to Marina Barrage for a picnic session.

The picnic food we had were hand made, though by Subway's crew. lol

It was a great fun day out, u will be able to tell when u see the naughty boy below.

Baby Trev in his bumbo seat and his beetle toy.

I luv his cheeky smile ! haha.
See ! i told ya it was fun ! Trev's smiles tells everything.
P.s (although i know why he really so happy is becos got baby girl come play n talk with him)
Kaoz ! got girl trying to hook up with Trev !
Daddy is proud of u! haha.

2009-08-22T20:51:00.003+08:00

Fuck blogger !!!

Blogger u sux ! officially sux big time !!!

Can't upload pic ?? !! ?? like wtf ?

hai....

i guess its back to the cavemen stories, all wordy wordy.

Its been such a tiring period with Trev recently being so grumpy and giving us

a very hard time. I bet my wife is having an even worst one.

Hmmm, i beginning to wonder is it the 7th mth season.

Alright on a happier note, we went to picnic recently at Marina barrage,

We had some relaxing and enjoying day out. Weather was gd, crowd was gd,

and not to forget Trev was also gd :)

We was given tons of books for children, we are really fortunate to receive them.

It would cost us thousand of dollars to purchase them, but wifey's

aunt pass them on to us.

HeHe i guess its payback time for Trev, wifey is gonna bombard him with

all those educational stuffs !

Oh Oh ! and i finally got my fireball(bowling ball) !!! HaHa.

After much persuation, wifey finally let me buy it.

Thank u! smoochie smoochie ! big hugs ! :x

Now who wans to bowling ??!!??

2009-08-13T04:03:00.006+08:00

Get ur Maya reading from astrology.com !

Ok, i know i sound like some adverts here. Lol. But truly its interesting, and watch out for 2012 !

Signing off with: "hiss hiss" (i'm a serpent remember ?) LOL.

2009-08-13T03:55:00.002+08:00

Maya Astrology,

The ancient Maya and Aztec astrologers studied the mysterious influence of the rhythms of the sky on earthly life. Everyone knows the Sun rises and sets every day -- this is the basic rhythm of life around which we set our clocks and calendars. What the ancient astrologers discovered was that other time cycles existed that were multiples of this basic day cycle. This fact was discovered about 100 years ago in Europe and these cycles (there are many of them) are now called biorhythms.

My Maya astro sign,

Its a serpent !

Serpent: You are the kind of person who is always noticed, yet others rarely understand you. Few ever get to know you really well. You are hard to pin down -- you either project an aura of mystery, or you are just simply charismatic in some way and manage to attract a number of followers. You are often found prancing around one stage or another -- or attracting attention by lurking in the shadows. Leadership comes naturally to you, in part due to your ability to "psych-out" others.
Your emotional power is remarkable. Others do not want to be in your way when you are angry or upset. You are very affected by your feelings and are occasionally overcome by them -- in a sense, you "wrestle with the serpent." For some Serpent personalities, a needed emotional release comes when under the effects of alcohol. One of the effects of this character trait is in the periodic upheavals in relationships and family matters that you tend to experience. When your powerful emotional energies are harnessed, you can be very constructive and creative, working hard and rapidly to realize your visions.

2009-08-10T22:46:00.000+08:00

REvived !!!

BBB went for a surgery, it was a short but dangerous operation. An amatuer was called in to conduct the operation and it made me worried. I went through the ordeal and finally was able to see my BBB. It recovered so far so gd. At least it 'balls' are still working :)

2009-08-10T00:09:00.002+08:00

Sadness;

I think i might have screwed my Blackberry up. Or is it the server ? Or the twitter? hai...
Love the phone, pls restore to the usual self.
神阿救救我吧！一架Blackberry啊，一个chances都没有!

2009-08-09T12:23:00.003+08:00

'Ion'ical & Bumbo

We went to visit 'Ion' the new shopping mall at wheellock.

The toilets there i really have to compliment,

it looks like hotel standards even the nursing rm! Woot~

And we had 'Watami' for dinuch(dinner + lunch).

The food was great especially the salmon sashimi !

Recently baby Trev has been grumpy at times,

it got to be his growing of teeth. But lucky he have my arms,

his offical rocking bed. Lol

I'm officially his rock n slp machine :)

Every night i have to rock him in my arms till he falls aslp,

be4 putting down in his bed.

Ok, jus alittle grumping here n there,

but we love him ! :)

Ta dah ! we got him to try his new chair,

Bumbo the chair !

I recommend it to all baby !

Its endorse by paediatricians,

Its proven to enhance spinal growth,

Blah blah blah....

Aiyah its jus fucking gd la, look at Trev's face u know it!

He is enjoying every bit of his new Bumbo chair !

And me too !

i found its another usage, a roman king crown !

2009-08-07T00:10:00.002+08:00

M.O.E

Baby Trev: " Hey Pa, can help me get a cup of coffee?"

Do not judge a book by its cover,

It teaches racial harmony !

Malay,Indians,Chinese !

And it even has Lady Gaga inside ! Lol !

2009-08-04T23:32:00.000+08:00

All rite, blogger still doesn't wanna cooperate. !
Guess its a waiting game, Pls stay tune for updates. !
Fuck blogger !

2009-08-04T14:23:00.001+08:00

Damn it ! blogger chut pattern again ! i can't upload n post new posts ! _|_

2009-07-26T02:22:00.002+08:00

Once upon a time...

There is this little boy, who is so mischevious n naughty.

So his mummy decided to bring him to "Shaolin",
in hope tat the place will train him to become good.

The nuns there giving him the botak cut.

Years have past, and this little boy

"lian le yi sheng hao kungfu"

Little boy: "qing duo duo zhi jiao"

Little boy: " Waadah !!! ahhhh, Waadah !!!"

Thinking tat he had learned good, his parents welcum him back,

but he killed his parents with his "xiang long shi ba zhang".

LOL. So moral of the storey, nvr send ur child to any kungfu learning centre !

2009-07-26T02:07:00.002+08:00

Wat had happened?

Alright, finally 'Boo'ger is back for us to update our blog.

Jus a quick update on wat had happened recently :)

Yes! Its the 'Baby can swim' contest. There u go, the top 3!

Although we got 3rd, we really congratulate the families of

1st & 2nd, they were gd !

Our little proud of Trev family :)

Daddy n son posing with his winnings!
Look at Trev Trev so happy !

2009-07-22T23:06:00.002+08:00

Wth ?? what is wrong with this blogger ? i can't upload pics and post new posts !

2009-07-15T13:56:00.002+08:00

Our New Love,

We wanna monopolise!

Yes, its our new game in our family.

Full Singapore edition Monopoly.(i bet there are other countries too)

As u can see it comes with a free Kopitiam Food Court card ! Quick go get it!,

but fuck its redeem period had pass. Lol.

This place in the monopoly is frequently visited by me,

i mean really frequent. I think i had at least lay my ass in it for at least 100times.

Spend 10 over thousands to be freed from it.

This didn't last long, i was raped off all my money by my wife.
Stop at her Orchard rd with a hotel, thats it. $12750 !

I was force to sell off all my houses and even hotels in the end.

2009-07-13T23:18:00.002+08:00

Human wash & The Twins !

It look juz like the car wash ! But no no, its no car wash,

its the splash park at the new S.S.C (Sembawang Shopping Centre)

Its very cool and safe i guess, the whole place is sponged !

Bring ur kids there !

*sounds like some advertisment on SSC.*

Twins?

Don't they juz look alike ?

BungBung and his new toy!

He juz love it! "err, err !"

2009-07-12T09:15:00.003+08:00

Discounts ?

$10 to $18 considered discount ??

Came upon this ad. And i was like wtf?

Is this a gimmick or printing error?

Whateva !

2009-07-06T00:11:00.003+08:00

Cam whoring with our E75.

Me in my new shirt with special request to have a photo taken. lol

My wife posing,while impatiently waiting for her food.

vanilla wrapped in blueberry cream & caramel wrapped in black trash bags.

I looked as if my balls got squeezed.

This time its my turn to squeeze instead.

But end up i got squeezed till dead.

Its been abt 9mths since we got married. I treasure every moment spent with my wife

n my little boy, this is one of the reason i got this blog, to capture n store

events of my life. Its her who brings smile to me, its her who brings warmth to me,

its her who brings being loved to me, its her who brings encouragements to me,

its her who brings motivations to me, its her who means everything to me.

2009-07-05T21:33:00.002+08:00

Its a saturday swim !

In our little red hot wheels, on the way to P.S for baby's final training.

So coincidence, we met bro Toh and his family. Rayaan didnt like that float anymore,
he wants his even newer advance float.

Our baby Trev after the swim :)

Its was his last training before his compeition next weekend,

haha not really training for him though, we just wanted him to

enjoy his every swimming lessons, which he really enjoyed everytime.

I wanna thank all ladies working at PS swimming centre, they really are

very caring and skillful.

Btw, pls dial 1900-912-8738(TREV) to vote for Trev.

2009-07-05T12:00:00.004+08:00

Pissed off by daddy.

"You think wearing a shorts on my head is funny?"

"Fuck you understand !" _l_

2009-07-04T12:14:00.000+08:00

ثىهةسشت & رثقف

2009-07-03T09:22:00.004+08:00

Randomly randoms-

Let me recommend this to all of you,

Macdonald's new Cinnamon Melts.

Its new, Its Cinnamon, It Melts and Its from Macdonald.

Vampire alert !

xxx looks like a vampire here,
but ok Trev dun mind vampire breast milk.

Lol.

2009-07-03T08:56:00.002+08:00

Alan's bday n gathering session.

Trev is so cheeky! He molested Angeline! hee.

Baby Rayaan trying to walk, but daddy Toh wan him to fly.
Cute !

It was last saturday @ jurong point's zhuo's kitchen.

Toh family, My family & Alan's going to family, we sang Alan

a bday song @ the restaurant. At the end of the song

i added: "wah piang eh, 25yr old liao still wan cut cake, blow candles, sing bday songs"

haha. His whole face red, paiseh.

I think the tables ard us all heard it.

Ratings for the food- 7/10. The salmon there is nice !

Service is also very good. We enjoyed our little celebration over dinner.

After which its was "Pator" night together with my wife.

2009-07-02T00:48:00.004+08:00

*Rantings*

Damn tired and angry !

was trying to update my blog, uploading pictures from the past few days.

But all failed. What is wrong with blogger?? Why can't upload pictures?

I spent so many hours editing end up, all efforts wasted.

I'm busted ! thats it for tonight i'm going to sleep.

2009-07-01T19:02:00.003+08:00

Added new application Twitter !

follow me ! "i will follow you."

2009-06-25T23:44:00.004+08:00

Viva la Vivo.

@ Asian Kitchen. I must say its a place with gd food ! amazing+marvellous= amarvellous !

No wonder my wife lost control of herself after eating it, u see !

Okok, but truthfully i wanna recommend the soft shell crab noodle and their xiao long bao !

2009-06-25T23:03:00.003+08:00

Dilemma,

"hmm, should i ???"

"i think i should u know !"

"I think i should freaking kick his ass ! for coming into the baby's room
with his whole body soak with water, thinking he is 'Swarm Thing'."

"Hehe, i'm glad i wallop him."

"How come got so uncivilise pple, soaking wet come into my baby's room and drench the whole floor, and which part of "Baby's Room" they dun understand?"

2009-06-24T20:59:00.002+08:00

Choked !

That is no ordinary black rice. No no, it is no black rice.

Its a freaking worm !

That is the worm head.

"Jiale" catering co. u have disappointed me.
Day 1 i gave u chance,
Day 2 i still gave u chance,
Day 3 u left me with no choice but to call u n "F" u.

2009-06-22T19:39:00.002+08:00

Lol !

My america cousin ! Yo yo ! wads up dude !

(press the button and my hair will grow bigger..."teeow teeow teeow teeow teeow")

My taiwan friend, "Shui Mi Tao Jie Jie".

My wife's friend, Chanel (tanned verison).

2009-06-20T12:45:00.010+08:00

Advanced Father's day celobratione !

Its super advanced F day celebration, haha actually its a gabra, we thought F day was last sunday. My sweet wife treated me to Sakae, our all time fave. Kani chawanmushi is so kanina de gd.

We dont dare to go take "Lovegetty" or the "Neoprints" so my wife did this !

This is when we are waiting for our food to arrival.

This is when the food arrived.

2009-06-16T00:41:00.011+08:00

Vollah !

introducing our champ, our glory,

weighing 12pounds, 60cm high,

KRACKLOOSON (son of krackloose).

In this episode we will see pics of Kracklooson training for gold medal in 2888 Olympic Games.

Warning! the followings contains explicit shots.

u dun mess with my Humongous arms.

"Mummy why the fuck u let me smell her armpit ?"

into the water and off he goes.

Daddy love, Mummy love, We all love !

2009-06-15T14:23:00.004+08:00

Monday blues,

its the begining of the work week again,

Im blogging at work now, trying to pass time.

Looking forward to go home and see my wife and my naughty boy,miss them.

they are my motivator!

and there is another thing motivating me to go home faster, tat is to Blog! Haha.

enough of all these rantings, 7pm ! Come,come,come,come to me.

2009-06-15T00:16:00.004+08:00

Faggot day,

is a day when a father celebrates his father day on the wrong day.

Believe it or not, its on the 21st. Erm wat date is it today ? lol.

Anyway im shagged out, will upload the photos of Faggot day tml.

Gd nite everyone.

Oh ya Happy Faggots Day ! :)

2009-06-14T13:40:00.007+08:00

My son's first swim !

( contents may be disturbing. etc, butt kracks! )

ytd was the day my little boy had his first swim,

he was kicking & smiling all ard enjoying every moment in the so call swimming poo. ( its just a mega giant haagen daz cup filled with water ).

Im so surprise he actually enjoyed it so much. Daddy & mummy are so proud of u ! *gives a pat on his back*

*he frowns, showing why the fuck u pat so hard?*

Im so going to enrol him in the compeition the next time !

( keep a lookout for trev's next swim ! )

2009-06-14T12:54:00.002+08:00

Voollah ! my latest gadget together with my wife,
tech savvy is the word. " My name is bond, kelvin bond."

Want to know more abt how much i paid for this phone ?
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I traded in another E75. Lol.

2009-06-14T03:50:00.006+08:00

Begin my first blogging. Its tired and troublesome, but i asked for it. lol
Thank u my lovely wife for helpo.